
Does anyone else feel like this year has flown by really, really fast? Man, December has already begun! Christmas is here…
I don’t know what you’re experiences have been like in the past, but for me, I always sense that a whole lot of people are unusually open to the idea of God around Christmas time. Here’s what I’ve seen: People that don’t go to church services, will often go in December, if they’re invited.
So, we should probably like, do somethin’ about that don’t ya think? Yea… I agree!
Here’s the plan: As a church, we’re expecting our people to personally hand out 2000 invitations to attend our Christmas Eve Service, located at John Glenn High School, at 6PM.
We want you to invite your friends, family, co-workers, and enemies… Yes, even your boss.
According to Jesus’ words and actions in Luke 15:1-31, here is a list of good potential candidates:
1. Hookers
2. Your “Christian” aunt who mistakenly thinks she is better than a prostitute
3. Crack dealers
4. Stay at home moms
5. Committed church-goers who love the cultural understanding of their religion more than a life-changing relationship with Jesus
6. The used car salesman who sold you a lemon
7. The Taco Bell girl who runs the cash register
8. That guy who hates God and is proud of it
9. The person you’ve been wanting to invite to Ekklesia, but you just haven’t worked up the courage yet
10. All openly lesbian, pro-abortion, Christian-hating, feminists, who figure that Ekklesia is just another self-righteous gathering of hypocritical morons
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Sunday, 20. December 2009
Let me add to the list of candidates:
11. Your cousin that you love.
12. Your cousin that you hate (which you need to start loving).
13. People who have been hurt by the “church.”
14. Single moms.
15. Single dads.
16. People who say, ‘happy holidays.’
17. That guy who is always complaining.
18. The kid who is always in trouble.
19. The girl who is cutting herself.
20. You.